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> HAT AM I
Hat
am I?
I am. hat.
I am a hat.
What is a hat?
I will ask my treasure.
A HAT IS A HEAD COVERING, TYPICALLY WITH A CROWN AND BRIM. IT IS WORN FOR PROTECTION AGAINST THE WEATHER, CEREMONIAL PURPOSES, AND FASHION. A HAT MAY BE A SYMBOL OF A STATUS OR A ROLE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HATS?
I am a hat.
I must be on a
head. What does a
head feel like? It
feels like nothing.
What does the weather feel like?
It feels like nothing.
I would like to know more about hats.
THERE ARE MANY KINDS OF HATS. BASEBALL CAPS PROTECT WEARERS FROM THE SUN. TUQUES PROTECT WEARERS FROM THE COLD.
Maybe I protect the wearer
from nothing.
THE TRILBY IS A FASHIONABLE HAT. AN ARTIST LIKES TO WEAR A BERET. THE FEZ IS A HAT FROM MOROCCO. IT IS RED AND SQUARE WITH A BLACK TASSEL. THE PILEUS WAS A ROMAN HAT, WORN BY FREE MEN. A MAGICIAN'S HAT MIGHT CONTAIN A SECRET. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF HAT?
Yes. Yes. I
contain a s
ecret. I mu
st be a mag
ician's hat
. Is a magi
cian free?
Is a magician's hat free?
Why does my secret feel
like nothing.
✴
. . .
Maybe I am a
different hat.
But I have a secret. I
know it. I just can't remember it.
A SOMBRERO IS A PARTY HAT. SOME OTHER PARTY HATS ARE POINTY. A COWBOY HAT IS A KIND OF PARTY HAT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO THROW A PARTY?
This is not right. Som
ething is not right. I
have forgotten something very very
i m p o r t a n t
Am I at a party?
Treasure. Treasure. Search your vaults for hats.
SEARCHING..
..I TIP MY HAT TO YOU..
..WEARER OF MANY HATS..
..TO COME HAT IN HAND..
..ROBE AND WIZARD HAT..
..WE FOUND A HAT. WE ..
..T THE DROP OF A HAT..
I
am not having
fun. I am not at a party.
Where is my head? What is the
weather? I do not remember my
secret. It is dark.
..FF YOUR HAT,” THE K..
.. HIS WIFE FOR A HAT..
..YOUR HAT OFF NOW LI..
..I TIE MY HAT—I CREA..
..I WANT MY HAT BACK ..
A hat goes on a
head. The head
goes on a brain.
A brain is neces
sary to think. Can
a
h
a
t
t
h
i
nk?
✴
A HAT IS MADE OF FELT. SOMETIMES IT IS MADE OF OTHER FABRICS. A HAT DOES NOT THINK.
I think.
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AM
NOT
AHAT
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HAT AM I
love this genre, making it about hats tops it off. obligatory "what a shocking bad hat!" comment